then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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