omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We got so high we made milksteak
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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