She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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