so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I CAN MOONWALK!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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