so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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