so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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