I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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