Who did Billy Mays play for?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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