The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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