My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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