I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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