just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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