I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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