Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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