I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
