Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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