I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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