I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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