Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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