im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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