Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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