awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
