For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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