wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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