Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My vagina just clenched in fear
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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