Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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