we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Alive.
So much puke
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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