So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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