So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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