somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
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