Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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