This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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