If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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