its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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