one might say we're banned from that church
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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