Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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