my mouth tastes like poor choices
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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