My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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