Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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