i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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