It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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