she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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