Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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