try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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