I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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