Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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