I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
