just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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