i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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