omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Randomize
