is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate