those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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