How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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