I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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