Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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