Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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