you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Be still, my beating vagina.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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