I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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